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• Monday, July 09th, 2007

Below is a funny story that I received in my email from a Malaysian friend working in Brazil currently. Just read the following. It will tickle your toes.

An old Greek man lived alone in Marrickville. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was hard work for his advanced years as the
ground was very hard.

His only son, Spiro, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Spiro,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Don’t dig up the garden. That’s where I buried the bodies.
Love Spiro

At 4 A.M. the next morning, Federal agents and NSW Police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love Spiro

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• Saturday, March 24th, 2007


If you are sick and tired of all those banner ads with half-naked girls seductively luring you to yet another online dating website, check out ugly people.tv that is here to fill that niche. Ugly people need love, too! Finally there’s an online dating site for the rest of us. It doesn’t matter if you have a third nipple or a siamese twin growing out of a hump on your back. They will match you up with some other desperately lonely loser with a lazy eye and more hairy moles than teeth. Come and browse their gallery of people who were rejected at the other online dating websites: Ugly Girls and Ugly Guys.


Anyway, it’s just a parody and that we all know someone like… Ralphie Twaddle or Sally Spot.

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• Friday, March 09th, 2007

Below is some humor for you on this guy whose busy blogging away in the office. But then, so does everyone else…

I guess blogging seems to be the norm nowadays with people blogging from lawyers to doctors, engineers and even the lay person. Blogging can be so addictive that you just cannot stop and even when you are shopping in a large departmental store, your mind is still thinking about blogging and finding out ways to make money online. Oh…this is just so interesting.

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• Friday, March 09th, 2007

Why bicycle shorts are black?
North, South, East, West, Which direction? Looks like each cyclist has a different time frame to complete the race. Or is it the time for the world clock? ;)

Why bicycle shorts are black?
This is a more decent picture and both pics explains why bicycle shorts should be black.

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• Sunday, February 25th, 2007

A friend sent this to me and I thot they were rather amusing.

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to Make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do Bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around Several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ???
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this???

Get Back to WORK !

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• Tuesday, February 06th, 2007

Valentine's Heart with a TwistThe photo above was scanned from a local press and I thought of putting them here. Knowing Valentine’s day is just around the corner, this is putting the meaning of the day too far. Just look at the pink outline of the heart on none other than the short gym pants of the men. And of all places, right at the productive organs. It is seems to highlight, “Hey look here, we are celebrating Valentine’s day with a Twist!”

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• Monday, January 29th, 2007


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• Thursday, December 07th, 2006

Men and women were created for each other. When God created the giraffe for Adam, the first man on earth, it was too tall with a skinny neck. Neither was the elephant suitable as it has a long trunk. In the end, God put Adam to sleep and took his rib bone and created women or also known as MEN with WOmbs. And Eve was a suitable partner for Adam. The other story is that without Eve, men will still be in paradise!

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• Thursday, December 07th, 2006

Check out this seductive video of a leggy model who goes into a pool and loses her bikini top and a fine gentleman comes to her rescue to save her from embarrassment by lending his support. This is so cool. Just look at the hormone-raging young men that go gaga all over her.


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• Friday, November 17th, 2006

Check out Antonio the catfish! Though lacking whiskers, his facial expressions are extremely funny as “he transforms into a CatFish!” Thanks to PayPerPost, it has devised new ideas and antics to keep the bloggers happily occupied and tickle their toes with this humorous video posted on YouTube. Who knows, Antonio may be offered an actor’s job to be transformed into a Catfish by Hollywood! This trailer is fun to watch and keep us bloggers busy and fully occupied round the clock posting new and interesting stuffs on our blogs. Ever since I got my account at PPP, I have been blogging day and night and it is very addictive, I must say. Thanks to the wonderful staff at PPP to make this a success.

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• Friday, October 20th, 2006

Smelling sniffing dogs

smelling hamster
There are too many dogs sniffing around and if you are not careful, one might just come up to you and sniff your butt out! :) But this is a harmless picture and looks incredibly cute. Even for the pet golden hamster, similar to one that I used to keep as an undergraduate student to relieve me of study pressure. Luckily mine was not that cheeky as in this picture with those black beady eyes that begs for a carrot stick.

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• Thursday, October 12th, 2006

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Last night I watched this romantic cheeky comedy with my friend in Gurney Plaza. This is a tale of a guy who’s a psycho-chick magnet hooking up with a somewhat deranged super-femme fatale. It dots all the Is and crosses all the Ts, and everyone seems to be having fun, but something is missing; or rather, too much is put in.

The titular heroine, G-Girl (Uma Thurman), is such a do-gooder that the neuroses and borderline insanity of her alliterative alter-ego Jenny Johnson are almost too hard to take. Maybe it would have taken too long to paint her as your standard uber-being driven apart from humanity (and men) by her vast powers. As it stands, things get too wild with this super-crazy lady and they … they’re resolved far too conveniently.

Inconsistencies aside, Thurman is a joy to watch as are Luke Wilson as the harassed loverboy; The office’s Rainn Wilson as his best buddy and Anna Faris as the sweetie from the office. As ultra-romances go, it’s a darn sight livelier than the staid, overly reverent Superman Returns.

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• Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Zoom the 2006 movie
Four kids – one big problem. They each possess a unique special power that sets them apart from everybody else their age. They also have something else in common – they just want to be normal. Now it’s up to a former superhero once known as Captain Zoom (Tim Allen) to teach them how to harness their extraordinary talents and save the world from certain destruction! If anybody can convince him to do so. This movie treat will have you in guffaws of laughter. It has been a long time since I watched superpower movies like Sky High, The Incredibles, Superman Returns and X-Men.

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• Saturday, September 09th, 2006
Little Man, the movie

Last night, I watch a most hilarious movie of the year with my friend. A wannabe dad (Shawn Wayans) mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on the run (Marlon Wayans) as his newly adopted son. In Revolution Studios’ hilarious comedy Little Man, big things come in small packages. DARRYL EDWARDS (Shawn Wayans) is so eager to become a father that he mistakes a short, baby-faced thief CALVIN SIMS (Marlon Wayans) for an abandoned toddler. He and his wife take the “baby” into their home while the thief’s partner PERCY P (Tracy Morgan) tries to help him recover a stolen diamond. Watch the part where his wife, Vanessa (Kerry Washington), a very successful corporate figure wears a stoneless diamond ring given by her jobless hubby. This cartoony comedy will thrill you from the start of the show to the end. 

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This coming Monday morning,  my boss will drive us down to KL again for a second meeting and we plan to stay in The Grand Continental Hotel which is just beside or rather behind Plaza Hotel, KL where we used to stay. Will take more photos of the coming trip.

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